Now the thing with blood types is not only about the difference in the rhesus or the A or B antigens present in your haemogloblin. It has also become a part where girls try to peek at your medical books to try and see what kind of person you are by their web-generated or magazine-related tests(I know all those women or pop mags usually have something like this to fill their pages with more crap, like that magazine my sister worked for XD) I myself was once addicted to it because i tried so hard to explain to myself why she was like that. Talk about irony, I did peek at her medical records, so apparently the only thing I lacked was her T.O.B(time of brith) if not i would've plotted a whole love chart just to see what happens...hmm...omg i'm saying something that sounds so wrong and sick, but hey, who wouldn't do that when you're somehow obsessed with someone?
Oh well, that was last time, even if i had it now I wouldn't be bothered by it at all. Would I?
Say that u're not obssesed with her anymore, say it!
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This reminds me of something my mom and I always teased each other(okay, another proof of me being gay, i'm very close to my mom and I talk to her like my friend, c'mon, brand me a gay!) That she always claimed that me and my siblings are so unlike her was due to the fact that all of us were not of the same blood type as her. Due to the fact that my mom believes that her husband, a.k.a. my Dad is some kind of a slob(I think he's like Homer Simpson, but does Homer have B blood?) and similliarly, we show slob-like traits. That she blames both the genetic dominance of my dad, and also the blood type we share with him.
She usually equates B-blood to BODOH. Which literally means "stupid" in Malay.
Just because B is for Bodoh.
She usually say like that: " You all B-Blood punya...haiz...tak boleh harap." (Translation: All of you that have B-Blood Type are all unreliable")
Therefore I rebutted by telling her that in the word "BODOH" there are 2 O's. By definition of weightage in maths, O has more weightage on the word "bOdOh". Therefore, those who are O-blooded should be more likely bOdOh. XD
Therefore i usually call her bOdOh woman, since she was "bOdOh" enough to marry my B-blooded -slob-like dad and keeps complaining to me about this.
Talk about rudeness, but she doesn't really mind, since I told her I was also a product of her bOdOhness, therefore I am entitled to conduct some extremely BOdOh actions, oh don't make me mention them again, you know the roll call.
That means everyone of us in the family are BOdOh... T.T
I think that is why I've never bothered to start something new with anyone, and that causes the misunderstanding of me seemingly "waiting".
As a result of my waiting, I've let four potentially good matches away. 2 back then during last year and 2 more right here. Eventually 3 of them hooked up. Two of them just recently.
Both of them asked for my opinion towards their new partner and it reminded me about something I did previously. Where I was asked my views of a piece of crap.
Indefinitely, I said:"He's not the type of guy that you would see having long-term relationships, besides, if you're unsure or having someone taken away, why not stay single? It's not like you cannot live without love." I said that. Even though I should've said something else to launch myself forward.
Did it make a difference? She still went ahead and got her butt kicked.
Therefore, my new answer was:" As long as you feel that he's the one, what does my opinion matter? You're just asking to reassure yourself if you've made the right decision. Only you know the answer whether he's right. What I think may not be what you think. But since you've made the decision to accept him, it's your responsability. Besides, this is the point of dating, getting to know each other. But no matter what happens, good luck and congratulations."
See? I did learn from my past mistakes.
I don't go bad-mouth even crap, I should let women find out if they are crap.
They say B-Blooded Leos are even more selfish and self-centered than the other antigen counterparts. Worse than that, I've heard in Japan, artists are not only considered on their looks, voice, dancing capability, personality, etc. They're also considered on what type of blood-type they are. With the "A" tyoe as the main criteria as well. Face it, go find the profiles of Gackt, Takuya Kimura, etc etc. This is sad.
Talk about sexist, this is bloodist.
I wonder if Hard Gay(Right) is A-blood type as well?
Does having what blood type dictate what a person you're supposed to be? That is so unfair!
Might as well drain all my blood and go for a blood tranfusion just to enter "Johnny's".
I've always wondered where my dad's side originated, as it was common to hear that Chinese having "O" instead of the weird "B", they say it's either from the Malays or god knows what.
Wait a minute, does that mean i'm partially one??!
I claim "Ketuanan Melayu"! XD
Oh god puh-lease. I wouldn't want those crotches if it were begged to be fixed upon me. I'm a Chinese, and I'd want nothing better than that. That is, if I couldn't be a Caucasian... I like my pork!
Tell me how could anyone resist this???
Besides, my great-grandfather was a merchant from China, so we can say that I've no proof that I'm something else than a Chinese.
What if I was from some tribesmen that originated from Mongolia? They did conquer China before.
Does that mean I'm a huge, violent rider from the north and I'm supposed to go around raiding, living as a nomad?
That wouldn't be too bad right? That means I'll have Genghis Khan as my ancestor. XD
Dun Play Play! I'm a part of the Golden Horde!
Yawn. No proof, yet again.
This sucks.
I'm just some BOdOh guy specualating his ancestral roots. The only thing I'm certain is I'm somehow, most possibly be related to China's biggest traitor. Sharing the same surname, it's quite obvious isn't it?
Similarly, birthdates are also something girls like to compare and use for "research" under star signs. This, apparently is much more easier compared to having to suck blood from someone and doing a blood test just to find out the blood type. Besides, that's the point of horoscope right? What's the use of a blood type when you don't even know the DOB of that person?
If that is so, I'm linked to two very prominent people in this era. One of them is someone that I'm very proud to declare and to everyone, especially footie fans. Since he's the most successful captain in the Club's history. When he plays, they play. If you wanna know more, read here.
Be afraid, be very afraid...
While the other one...erm...isn't someone I would like to brag about. But he shares similiarity with the previous. Having the never-say-die atitude and being very charismatic, it's something i really should emulate, though, not his "interesting" encounters. Plus he was a huge factor in the recent elections. Need to say more?
He's smiling because Hard Gay just did a lap dance in front of him.
Don't get me wrong. Both of them have had the capability to change the world. I wonder if having the same birthdate would entitle me the same destiny as well?
I would also enquire how many girls could claim that their horoscope-picked boyfriend matched their expectations? Neither sign is inferior to another. Doesn't mean that being under the star sign of Leo made me any better. That piece of garbage is not any better since he's at the same star sign. I wonder if i would be the exact same a*****le as he is?
Oh don't get me started on chinese horoscpoes T.T...about rabbits and dragons etc etc...
I recall the nights when i sat with my mom watching Taiwanese fortune telling shows discussing about things from money to love to health et al. Things like I've never heard before like BaZi and ZiWeiDouShu appeared. Then I realised that the horoscopes have begun to go out of hand.
Everything from accidents to meetings and interviews have been dictated by horoscopes. I wonder if going to the toilet at the most optimum time would also bring more "GOLD" into the house.
In that case my dad would be the 1st to respond. Typical B-Blood, if my mom would presume.
Blood-type is just something that should be left for medical or biological purposes instead of being a gauge towards somebody's atitude or selection of employees. If a tye of blood is branded as 'bad', then a huge population in the world would have to be exterminated for this matter.
Get real people, it's just an antigen. It cannot make your life any better.
It only makes u jealous towards another horoscope sign's fortune and divides people. Not many realise that there's a balance for every one of them. Doesn't mean that you're a Pisces you're not allowed to lead. Doesn't mean that you're a Libra and u gotta be the most sociable person around. It also depends on your upbringing, beliefs and the spur of a moment, not to mention tons of other factors that i cannot think up now.
Believe me, it's just good enough for reference. Having to refer it makes u look nothing better than shaking the 8 ball and asking for answers.
Nonetheless. Maybe I should go refer my horoscopes, read the stars and see if I'm going to get a lot of response for this post?
1 comments:
As an "almost" staunch believer of astrology when it comes to personality pin-pointing, i'd stand my ground & say its very useful. blood is kinda kiksou, as there's definitely more than 4 type of people in the world...... but all in all, it still comes down if you wanna modify that bad sides & keep the good sides when you're done pin-pointing.
& oh ya, next time when you're putting strips like these, have it big enough for words to be read clearly...
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